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Retirement itself is the best gift. No gold watch could ever top it.



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You're only young once but you can be immature all of your life.



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There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.



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Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.



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Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.



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Retirement takes all the meaning out of a weekend.



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The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before your boss does.



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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five, I still had pimples.



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I would have picked on someone of my age but they are all dead now.



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Retirement is when you stop living at work and begin working at living.



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As in all successful ventures, the foundation of a good retirement is planning.



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The worst thing about retirement is having to drink coffee on your own time.



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Lord Tyrawley and I have been dead these two years, but we don't choose to have it known.



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Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.



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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.



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Stay busy [when you retire]. If you are going to sit on the couch and watch TV, you are going to die.



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Don't act your age [in retirement]. Act like the inner young person you have always been.



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Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.



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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.



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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.



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A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.



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Retirement must be wonderful. I mean, you can suck in your stomach for only so long.



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Gray hair is God's graffiti.



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Age doesn't matter, unless you are cheese.



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The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.



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